Hello there, commrade!

Come on, step in, and get youself something hard to warm up. Here, in Bazookistan, It's freezing cold outside.

Yeah, that's the spirit! Make yourself at home, the party's just starting. Look, see those guys on the stage? This is "Mad Cow" together with his crazy Eurobeat Orchestra. Man, these freaks play some really energetic music. As far as I know, they come from Italy, where they make more of this strange "eurobeat"
 thing... but why don't you go and ask them yourself, if you are curious?

Just wait till they start playing their best song, "Vodka". It'll get you dancing in no time! But, hey, you can't go dancing yet, first you need to try some of my fine selection of vodkas!

If you are a BEGINNING drinker, I can offer you some of my LIGHT stuff. It can help you andjust to the rythm, and get your basic timing. Don't expect too much, though. Just some simple steps, a few jumps, basic freezes... well, this vodka isn't strong at all, but it's good for starters.

If you have some more experience, we should move on to STANDARD alcohol. Yeah, now we're talking! A lot more jumping and stomping will happen. Listen carefully to the song, and you will get it straight away! Be prepared for some short streams. This drink lets you relax nicely, while allowing you to keep your ballance at all times - your legs won't cross at all... yet.

However, I can see it in your eyes, that you have what it takes to be a HEAVY drinker. Hoo, man! Try this one then - I promise you won't regret it! This is the extreme experience, as far, as drinking is concerned. You will jump a lot, just let youself go! Watch out, your legs wil cross numerous times, and step some bumpy patterns. You can even expect a spin, yeah, it's worth it, I'm telling you!

So, what are you still waiting for? Cheers!

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Aaaah... Well, now you are ready, oh, and the musicians have finished their warm-up. And while you dance, make sure to take a good look at all the folklore around. We're really proud of our traditions.

Now, I apologize, commrade, another customer has just walked in. So, go and enjoy yourself! Remember, if you need some more vodka, you know where to find me. Until then, I'm off! See you!